its all about me

Stupid Telekom Malaysia

2008-07-27T08:57:00.003+08:00

This post is suppose to be pubblish on 25/7/08 and thats Friday. Thanks to Telekom Malaysia , who want to extend telephone line. You make me can't online for 2 days!!! And my home telephone also have no line. Damn!!!

During sivik period, we all have to discuss about the adat perkahwinan orang cina that we gonna do it on 9/8/08. Coz our class was too noisy, so Pn Pavathy called us to go down to dewan serbaguna. What i gonna talk later is the truth , please don't blame me especially the captain of that team. What i saw is , i saw the team members of the dancing group practising dance on the stage. I don't know what dance is that , juz take a book(i know they will replace it with fan, maybe) and walk around and around in a small circle. What dance is this ???? I think no one will probaly like that dance. And plus, we are doing perkahwinan cina , why they want to let the malays dance. Am i right ??? Please tell me.

And next , i decided to play basketball on 5.00pm, but because of i overslept so i can't make it on 5.00 pm. So i reached there around 5.30pm. What i saw is , what the hell why so many people playing basketball there. Most of them are player who play in doritis court and liparis court. What make them come to aranda court??? Even Kok Ming also there. Aranda court was so crowded until we had to wait for our turn to play.What was nice on that day was we all can SLAM!!! Cool man, we all slamed. When we played until 7.00pm , the sky still haven't dark yet. Maybe god want to let us play longer time. Yup, that day was a nice day.

There is another post that i want to pubblish, probaly will publish tomorow.

Jokes

2008-07-24T22:07:00.003+08:00

First Joke

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof?", asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you," said the lawyer. "But it's only $500!" replied the man. "Precisely, that's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need," said the lawyer.

Second Joke

The professor of a Contract Law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!" The student then replied, "Ok. I will tell him - "I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before and hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding.

Third Joke

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98." A few days later the butcher received a cheque in the mail for for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: 'Legal Consultation Service: $150.

Fourth Joke

The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with Honours, and then went home to join his father's legal firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, you know what, in one day I managed to solve the accident case that you've been working on for 10 years!" His father responded : " You idiot, we lived on the funding of that case for 10 years!"

Tagged By Someone

2008-07-21T14:05:00.002+08:00

1. If your lover betrayed you what will your reaction be??
: I will be very angry and our relationship will be break up!!

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be??
: Stay at the age of 18 years old forever??

3. Whose butt would you like to kick??
: My primary school teacher Puan Ngu, cause i hate her so much!!!

4. What would you do with 3 ringgit, 5cents and a torn up RM1???
: I will just keep it!!

5. What is a must in a partner??
: Know each other well ???

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone??
: Of coz is being loved!!

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love??
: Don't know??

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do??
: Compete with the guy to get her back??

9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy??
: Of coz!!

10. What takes you down the fastest??
: What you mean??

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time??
: Don't know.

12. Who is currently the most important people to you??
: My family!!

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is??
: Don't know.

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor??
: I would rather be single and rich.

15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up??
: Go toilet.

16. Would you give all in a relationship??
: Don't know.

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick??
: The one that i like the most and know me the most.

18. What type of people do you hate??
: Arrogant!!

19. List 6 people to tag
: I have no one to tag!!

I Am Back 我回来了

2008-07-16T16:27:00.003+08:00

Yeah!!!! I am back !!!!我回来了, after didn't online for a week to study for exam and i didn't update my blog for a week !!! Now exam had finally over,cool man !!! So i can online and have time to update my blog. But the bad is PMR is around the corner !!! Now still left about 89 days !!! I have to study hard for PMR. Last Friday, ( This is suppose to post last Friday but i have no time) someone died in our school SMKKK and he is our security guard. He died because of heart attack . Because of his dead, we all have to gather in the hall and that time was our PJ time!!! We had to stop all our activities. I would like to say sorry to him, because i said something bad to him and that is (早不死，迟不死偏偏今天才死）means why don't wan choose to die sooner or later but want to choose to die today. I am really really sorry to him.

And now i would like to talk about what happened today. I don't know today i am bad luck or what. Today, Alphaeus is really really good luck maybe luck is on his side. He get most of the hard question in KH paper correct even though , HE SIMPLY DO!!!! And another incident is ,after i had pass up my geography answer sheet, i don't know i was curious or what, i straight away go look at Alphaeus's question paper and i found that he choosed a wrong answer for question No. 1 so i told him the correct answer. You know what, what the hell i don't know that he haven't pass up his answer sheet. Oh my god !!! I told him the answer. He quickly go get a eraser , rubbed his answer and circled the correct want . I don't know whether today is Alphaeus lucky or i bad luck.

我回来了 Wo Hui Lai Le [by Evan Cai Min You]

Ah Sin Ding Dang Zou Huo Ru Mo

2008-07-04T14:57:00.000+08:00

Zou Huo Ru Mo by ah sin from mayday & ding dang. The name is a little bit funny but this is a nice song.

Choonted Experiment

2008-07-02T14:39:00.000+08:00

Today , Puan Shafiza wan us to do the properties of calcium carbonate experiment.
There were three experiment ,the first is to test the solubility of calcium carbonate in water , second is effect of acids on calcium carbonate and the third is effects of heating on calcium carbonate. The most choonted part is on the third experiment, we had to put calcium carbonate powder on a test tube and put lime water in another test tube. Then later we had to burn it with bunsen burner. Before we did the experiment , Puan Shafiza told us that we must be careful coz the test tube might break if burn wif fire and other class have broke few test tubes. I and my group members start burning the test tube. After few minutes , we still cannot see the effect of the calcium carbonate. So we planed to use bigger fire to burn it. After few minustes again, we still can't see the effect and i found that our test tube had expand and out of shape. So i quickly told them , and Alphaeus said we just put it there and make the test tube break . I felt scare that time coz i scare the test tube might explode. 3minutes later, the test tube became bigger and teacher faster switched off the bunsen burner. Wo !!!The test tube didn't break but juz expand . Everyone in our class started passing by to see our test tube . So choon , our test tube didn't break. Later , a Malay girl (name Umi or wat i duno) used a stick to poke a hole on the test tube.Wat the !!! A hole on a test tube??? Every groups in our class broke their test tube except one group. So , our class 3 Doritis has broke 4 test tube. This is the most choonted experiment ever and this show that how pro is 3 Doritis in breaking test tube. Eventhrough we can't get the result of this experiment , but we can get the effect of burning test tube. LoL

Difference Between Friend And Best Friend

2008-07-01T15:51:00.000+08:00

Here are the difference between friend and best friend:

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home ?

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend : they ask you for their number ( cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back .
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing ?
Best friend: will always go with you

Friends Forever!

林宥嘉伯乐

2008-06-30T21:54:00.002+08:00

伯乐 by 林宥嘉 my favourite song for now.

LYRIC

爱你的那一个伤你的那一个

谁才是你爱情中的伯乐

放弃了这一个然后等待著下一个

最后哪一个最让你舍不得

感谢不能让别人来说

你给过我的　她们是做不到的

那时候的幸福是真的　虽然过去了

我们也都经历了

释怀教育著仇恨　和平劝著天下人

故事发生了便住下了　不管好的坏的

你让我成长了　就算是痛得值得

爱你的那一个　伤你的那一个

谁才是你爱情中的伯乐

放弃了这一个　然后等待著下一个

一个个过客过得快不快乐

爱你的那一个　伤你的那一个

谁才是你爱情中的伯乐

放弃了这一个　然后等待著下一个

别太多过客祝你早日快乐

爱你的那一个　伤你的那一个

谁才是你爱情中的伯乐

放弃了这一个　然后等待著下一个

一个个过客过得快不快乐

离开时别忘了　看看眼前的人

流泪记住了　还是微笑祝福著

HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI TODAY

2008-06-28T13:39:00.000+08:00

Hiroshima and Nagasaki at 1945

We all know that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were destroyed
in August 1945 after explosion of atom bomb.
However little we know about progress the people of that land
made during the past 62years.

But Now??? Wow!!!!!

The colourful city!!!!!!

THE BANANA TEST

2008-06-28T12:40:00.000+08:00

Please take test to check how stress are u....

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals.
King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the
tree.
Who dou you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
Think carefully .... Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer ?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is :

Orangutan= you're sick

Ape = you need a break

Monkey= worse, you suppose to be in the hospital right now...

King Kong= I think you better take 1 year leave ...
....

Why ?!???

....

A coconut tree doesn't have bananas!

Obviously you' re stressed and overworked.

Take some time off and relax!

My Picture

2008-06-27T22:22:00.001+08:00

picture of me and my brother in Songklah

UNLUCKY DAY

2008-06-27T21:07:00.000+08:00

Today i went to school as usual. But something bad happened today, when i playing basketball ,i broke my pants button. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz so bad luck.I sure most of the boys had experience this before.That time i keep searching ways to prevent my pants from dropping down .In the end , i decided to use my clothes to cover it. I dont dare to walk around because i scare i might drop my pants. Another unlucky incident happened to me , i helped my friends to do his KH project so i went late for Sivik lesson. When i reached the class , teacher is talking about adat perkahwinan kaum cina and she need someone voluenteer to talk about it ,but no one dare to talk about it. So teacher called me to talk about it cause i came late. She also wanted me to go out to talk about it.Beacause of my pants button broke so i dont dare to go out so i told the teacher about it. Oh my god ! everyone in the class heard that and that was so embarrassing. What a unlucky day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its all about me

Stupid Telekom Malaysia

Jokes

Tagged By Someone

I Am Back 我回来了

Ah Sin Ding Dang Zou Huo Ru Mo

Choonted Experiment

Difference Between Friend And Best Friend

林宥嘉 伯乐

HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI TODAY

THE BANANA TEST

My Picture

UNLUCKY DAY

林宥嘉伯乐